how to bath a dog

Step:

1: pull out shower attachment

2: get dog out of bath

3: put down bath mat in bath

4: take dog out of bath

5:switch on taps and regulate water

6: bath dog

7: get dog out of bath and dry

OR

STEP:

1: pull out shower attachment. Attach to taps.

2: put down bath mat

3: turn on taps and regulate water

4: look for dog

5:drag dog to bathroom

6: put dogs front feet on bath

7: pick yourself up and go looking for dog

8: put slip lead on dog and drag to bathroom

9: lock bathroom door - very important

10: put dogs front feet on bath

11: attempt to lift back up into bath as dog is trying to get front feet out

12: do numbers 10 and 11 again until dog is in the bath (might take several attempts) NOTE: if this fails shout for help and get other person to lift back end as you lift front end

13: take slip lead off dog

14: repeat from 8 (person helping has left the room and the door is now open......

15: Keep helper in room and start to bath dog

16: ask helper to put dog back in bath

17: rinse dog, making sure that as much shampoo has been removed before finally allowing dog to leave the room

18: was bathroom clean (including ceiling)

19: find dry clothes and change into them

20: don't sit down on chair until you are 100% sure that the wet dog hasn't already sat there, if they have find more dry clothes..........

Guess who was bathing dogs today??????!!!!!?????